This popped up in my fortune today, and it’s such a classic:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. “Oh, oh,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
– Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.

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