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The car must be blue

Politics is all about vision—how you want society to function, the values you bring to your efforts. Specific policies, on the other hand, are nothing more than a means to reach that vision. And yet, somehow, we’re at a point today in American politics where policies have become dogma, and vision has disappeared behind their haze. I don’t see a vision of how society should be from the current crop of politicians. I see policy torn from results, policy elevated to end-result.

An obvious example is tax policy. To take an especially common example: We must have lower taxes. Why? Because lower taxes are better. How are they better? Because then I pay less taxes. OK. So what public services do you want to fund with your taxes? Military? Education? Police? Transit? What do you want society to look like? Perhaps your vision of how society should look doesn’t need a large tax base to work. In that case, fair enough. But let’s say you want a strong military and you want low taxes. A strong military costs a lot of money—in America’s case about 4% of GDP. So how strong do you want the military? If you figure out what you want the end result to be, then work backwards to the policies—in this case, tax rates—you will find a policy that supports your vision.

In other words, you have to figure out where you want to go, then find the roads that lead there, and you have look at where you actually ended up when you took the roads you thought would get you there. Did that road take me to the coast? No? Then find another. Rinse and repeat.

At this point it feels like we’re in a situation where two people are trying to plan a road trip:

“So let’s either go to Alaska or Arizona.”

“The car must be blue.”

“We have to decide if the road trip is to Alaska or Arizona.”

“The car must be blue.”

“But where do you want to go? You want to go to Alaska or Arizona? They’re very different.”

“Only a blue car can take us there. White cars are socialist.”

“OK. Sure. Blue car it is. Fine. But what kind of car? SUV? Roadster? And if we go to Alaska we’re going to have to get snow tires.”

“The car must be blue. I’m an excellent driver. Yeah, definitely an excellent driver.”

And on and on like a play where Beckett lost his everloving mind.

What we need in America today for a healthy debate is for politicians to state their goals. What kind of society do they want to create? And platitudes like “a strong America” or “a just society” or “a land of freedom” simply do not count. Those are clichés, not visions. What do you want? What kind of society?

Do you want a strong army? Why? Strong education? Who’s going to pay for it? Do you want dependence on oil? Why? Why not? More police? Who’s going to pay for them?

What is the vision? What the hell do you want?

If I have to sit through a whole election cycle again with nothing but policies divorced from end-goals and a media that doesn’t want to even ask the question I’m going to scream.

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Movie round-up

There Will Be Blood: Two and a half hours of unpleasant people doing unpleasant things with exquisite cinematography.

So, yeah, that wasn’t fun. It was interesting and powerful, but not fun.

Up: I can’t say enough good things about this animated movie. Funny and touching, with a rare combination of slapstick and emotion.

I and my seven-year-old daughter both loved it, which should give you some idea of the range of Up.

Belongs at the top of your queue.

Objectified: Documentary from the same people who made the wonderful Helvetica about the designed objects with which we surround ourselves, how the objects affect us, and how the people who design the objects think.

It’s a wonderful documentary, a movie that changes your perspective about everyday life.

Highly recommended.

District 9: South African movie about aliens who come to Earth and are relegated to a segregated slum.

The beginning is filmed in a mockumentary style and drags us into the story. Toward the end the movie becomes more conventional and loaded up with top-quality action sequences.

District 9 is well plotted, gritty, and well acted. If you like sci-fi, District 9 is a no-brainer. As a bonus, it’s the kind of movie that lingers with you, and asks difficult questions.

Coraline: I was nervous about sitting down to watch this with my seven-year-old daughter, but she has a high tolerance for scary stuff. I highly recommend only showing Coraline to children who can handle it. I know if I’d seen it when I was seven I’d have had nightmares for a long time.

From a Neil Gaiman short story, Coraline is a gorgeous stop-animation movie about a girl who finds a secret entrance to a different world that at first seems perfect, but then is revealed to be full of danger.

It’s a dark and quirky enough movie that it’s interesting for adults.

When it was over, I asked my daughter if it was scary. “Yes,” she said and paused for a beat: “Let’s watch it again!”

The Hangover: Strange comedy that’s really a movie about nothing.

The plot is simple and not much more than a tapestry to hang slapstick moments. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Has some laugh-out-loud moments and some seriously cringe-inducing scenes.

Kudos to The Hangover for pushing the boundaries and not pulling any punches.

The Golden Compass: Interesting young-adult fantasy about a parallel world where people’s souls live outside their bodies in the shapes of animals and there is a crypto-fascist organization trying very, very hard to crush some Knowledge That Could Change Everything.

My seven-year-old really liked it, even though some sections were a bit scary for her.

A bit too silly for grown-ups. For young adults, I think it’s a solid movie.

Gamer: Mix Universal Soldier, Escape From New York and Johnny Mnemonic, sprinkle on some Halo, add a heaping helping of dumb, and you have Gamer.

You want some action in your life, just play a game. Seriously. This movie will only annoy you.

As is all to common with big-budget Hollywood fare these days, the concept—modern-day gladiator games with convicts—is pretty cool and interesting and could be a good movie. This probably pitched really well. But then it all went to hell when a script needed to be written. Instead of a script, we get a load of headache-inducing clichés cut-and-pasted together by idiots.

I actually feel bad for Gerard Butler for being in a movie this powerfully dumb.

See also: Death Race.

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The salting of the meat

Meat being salted

The other day I came across an article about the wonders of curing meat in salt. The idea is that covering a cut of meat with sea salt or kosher salt for a short period of time will allow … well, chemistry to happen and the meat will become more tender and flavorful. The salt is then rinsed off, and doesn’t affect the taste.

So, being a cheapskate and an aficionado of eating carcasses I decided this needed to be tested. And being a huge nerd, I decided to test it scientifically. So I bought two flat iron steaks and covered one of them in sea salt for 40 minutes, while leaving the other one untouched. After grilling them both well done—no pink—it was time to taste test. Both of my blind test panelists (a.k.a. my wife and daughter) failed to pick out the meat that had gone through the process. For myself, I thought the salted meat was a teeny bit more tender, but that could just be observer bias.

So, sadly, it looks like this myth is busted. But it did provide an opportunity to put my daughter on the path of the scientific way, which is a Good Thing.

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Googling for the login

One of the saddest—or funniest, depending on your level of cynicism and misanthropism—comment threads on the Web in a long time erupted on ReadWriteWeb recently.

The issue? Logging in to Facebook.

What happened was that the afore-linked story on ReadWriteWeb received a higher Google score than the “real” Facebook login page when a user googled for Facebook login. Which meant that some people ended up on the story instead of the Facebook login page when they googled for Facebook login.1 These people were confused and above all ANGRY. All of a sudden the Facebook login page was different and weird.

Prompting ReadWriteWeb to post an explanation at the beginning of their story:

Dear visitors from Google. This site is not Facebook. This is a website called ReadWriteWeb that reports on news about Facebook and other Internet services. You can however click here and become a Fan of ReadWriteWeb on Facebook, to receive our updates and learn more about the Internet. To access Facebook right now, click here. For future reference, type “facebook.com” into your browser address bar or enter “facebook” into Google and click on the first result. We recommend that you then save Facebook as a bookmark in your browser.

Here’s a sampling of the comments:

I LOVE FACE BOOK CONNECTED W/PEOPLE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL W/ESPECIALY ONE CLOSE FRIEND.KNOW LET ME LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all

Just let me in please

These are real people experiencing real anguish. Oh, sure, they’re ignorant people, but that doesn’t make their anguish any less real.

And above all, it illustrates the fact that a lot of people have no idea how the Internet works. None. None at all2.

Apart from condescending “I’m better than them” kinds of feelings, no matter how much they may keep you warm at night, this illustrates one of the huge holes in The World is Flat kinds of arguments about how what we need to do to stay ahead of China and India is to move up the value-added ladder and increase our creativity, etc.: There are plenty of people in the West today who can not go up the ladder. It’s not their fault. They’re fine people. They’re hard-working. But they can’t go from a factory floor to adding value to a creative process. Not because they don’t want to, but because they simply can not. It’s not a matter of lazy. Can. Not.

And don’t fall into the trap of thinking these people are stupid. They have real problems using computers and the Internet, but that is not the same as stupid. For some reason some people who are otherwise perfectly capable simply cannot get computers and by extension the Internet. Can. Not.

So, the question that needs be to answered is: What happens to these people when we increase our competence and our value-add, etc.?

I’ve yet to see a convincing answer to that question.


1 You’d be surprised how many people habitually visit Web sites by typing the URL into a Google Search.

2 This is why the tech industry consistently fails at predicting which products and services will be commercially successful: the industry undervalues the importance of making things easy for users. Tech enthusiasts and normals are very, very different.

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Wishes for iPhone OS 4 (or, Nic has first-world problems)

If Apple continues rolling out iPhone upgrades like they have been the last few years, we should see both new hardware and version 4 of iPhone OS this summer.

Let it be understood that I love my iPhone to an unhealthy degree—it’s my daily reminder that I live in the fuuuuutuuuuuure. I have no idea what the happy elves in Cupertino are cooking up for the next release—the current hardware and software are so good it’s hard to think of features to add.

That being said, here are a few small things I would love to see Apple improve.

  • Unified inbox. Performing e-mail triage on an iPhone when you have several accounts involves an unholy amount of sliding back and forth. Just let me see my new e-mail in one place, pretty please?

  • Custom e-mail sounds. Have you ever been in a meeting where more than five people have iPhones? Bink, bink, bink! Or when two people in the household have iPhones, and they sit charging next to each other, how do you tell who just got an e-mail? I’ve actually thought about jailbreaking my iPhone just to be able to replace the e-mail sound1. At least for me, it’s a real pain point.

  • Spoken song titles. Whenever I listen to a new album on the iPhone, I want to know the song titles. Yes, I can pull the iPhone out of my pocket and look at it, but that’s not really fuuuuutuuuuuure. If the meager iPod Shuffle can be a creepy automated DJ, why not the iPhone?


1 Down that path lies madness…

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The iPad: It’s for education

iPad

iPad. Source: Apple

First, some impressions on the iPad:

  • Yes, it’s basically an iPhone on steroids. Which, in fact, is great move.
  • Starting price of $499 for the WiFi model is a lot more aggressive than I’d have imagined. Bully for Apple.
  • According to Ars Technica, it supports Bluetooth keyboards. Hell to the yes!
  • Using ePub format for the book reader is brilliant. I really, really hope there’ll be a way to sync ePub books not bought through the iBookStore (or whatever the official name is).
  • Not pre-loading the iWorks apps feels a bit stingy and effectively tacks on $30 to the purchase price. Although I have a feeling Google Docs will work just splendidly on the iPad. Will probably try that first.
  • A little bit of a bummer to not have a video out port. An iPad would make a nice presentation machine. But that’s enough of an edge case I can see why Apple left it out.
  • Will it be able to print?
  • No camera. Which is good. You’d look like an idiot trying to take pictures with this thing.
  • Wow, calling your own device “magical and revolutionary” takes some brass marketing balls.

All that being said, I think I know why Apple priced the device as aggressively as they did. No, it’s not because Uncle Steve wants to give you a big hug. Think education. Both for K-12 and universities, the iPad is the Real Deal.

At a cost of $499 (and probably a touch less after an educational discount), it’s cheap enough that schools can work up one-to-one programs and scrap their—usually aging and decrepit—computer labs. The price is just little enough higher than crappy netbooks while providing top-shelf quality that it would take a seriously inept school administrator to not see the worth. (Not that there aren’t plenty of seriously inept school administrators out there, mind you.)

And for school IT departments the win is massive—no more fleets of beat-up iBooks to manage. Oh, the happiness.

As a matter of fact, my daughter turns eight in May, and if the thing is out by then, I’m pretty sure I know what she’s getting for her birthday.

Did I mention that I’m sometimes very jealous of my daughter for growing up in a time when this kind of technology is available?

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Review: The City & The City

The City & The City CoverChina Miéville is mostly known for steampunk novels like The Scar (my review) and Perdido Street Station (my review). The City & The City sees him branching into what might be called Magical Realism Noir. Things are still plenty weird and Kafkaesque, if not quite as dark, bloody, and hopeless as his previous work.

The idea is that in Eastern Europe—probably close to the Balkans though it’s never specified precisely—exists a city that is actually two cities inhabiting the same space: Beszel and Ul Qoma. In certain areas the cities blend into each other and inhabitants have learned to “unsee” things from the “wrong” city. If a person crosses into the “wrong” city or remembers seeing what exists on the other side, that person is considered in breach. Once that happens, a shadowy entity or organization—we’re not really sure which—also called Breach takes the person away, never to be heard from again. So, it’s important to say the least to not breach.

The novel starts off with a corpse being found in Beszel, which turns out to have come from Ul Qoma. This naturally leads to some consternation.

The novel is told in first-person by a weary, hard-drinking cop right out of central casting. Which is actually not a bad thing, as it gives the reader something familiar to hold on to while Miéville constructs his settings and backstory.

The City & The City starts off slow and ponderous as Miéville builds the setting, but speeds up noticeably once all the pieces are in place, and becomes downright action-packed toward the end.

Well worth reading.


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The State of the State

UPDATE Jan. 12: Joe Mullins dug down deep and found the anger and scorn the 2010 Arizona State of the State address really commands. Do yourself a favor and read his piece. /UPDATE

I’ve been somewhat impressed with the way Governor Brewer has been handling Arizona’s fiscal crisis. Not impressed as in thinking she’s doing a great job, but impressed as in she’s been holding back the worst excesses of the kookocracy. So I was hoping against hope for some sanity from her State of the State address.

Alas, it was not to be.

According to Brewer, Arizona’s problems mostly stem from: Too much healthcare for the poor, the federal government, and immigrants. Not as one might think from massive overbuilding fueled by a corrupt banking system which when the bubble burst left the state gasping for revenue.

It’s the poor, the Mexicans, and the feds that are dragging us down. Dang them.

So how is Arizona going to dig itself out of the $5 billion hole? We will “un-shackle our job creators.” Committees will do this. Somehow.

To give Brewer credit, she does bring up education as an important factor in Arizona’s future. And how do we provide a solid education for Arizona’s children? School choice and loosening teacher standards!

This idea that instead of bringing all schools up to par, we should reward the children whose parents are engaged in the process and punish the children who are born into dysfunctional families is sickening.

Guess they should have picked better parents.

As an extra flourish, Brewer brings out the wingnut trope that “No government ever created a dollar of wealth or a dime of capital.” And then disagrees with herself when she says, “Every one of Arizona’s military bases is critical to our national defense—and to our state and local economies.”

I suppose the military is not government-run.

To be fair, Brewer does hint at supporting tax hikes to help cover the budget deficit. Or at least I think that’s what she meant: “Over the long run I support a responsible pro-growth tax reform package that includes tax cuts. However—we must ensure a revenue base that supports vital functions through this downturn.”

Now I’m depressed.

The full text of the address can be found here (PDF).

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Review: Justinian’s Flea

Justinian's Flea CoverJustinian’s Flea posits the idea that the Black Plague was a key factor in the final downfall of the Roman Empire, weakening it enough that external forces could tear it down.

Which is an intriguing idea, if one that is hard to prove or disprove after all this time and with the lack of historical data.

What William Rosen has really created with his book is a kitchen sink of the history of Byzantium, which despite being a bit less cool than the Roman Empire when it was based in Rome itself, was a fascinating place at a very interesting point in history, and Rosen does a good job of painting a picture of how Byzantium laid the underpinnings for what would become modern Europe.

Justinian’s Flea is a frustrating book to read in that Rosen has dug up so many facts about the era and especially about the rule of Justinian the Great that he has a hard time maintaining focus—he has so much he wants to share that the book meanders too much and throws way too many people and near-indistinguishable barbarian tribes into the mix. A lot of times reading it I wanted to stop and focus in on a particular event, like Belisarius’s siege of Rome or the building of the Hagia Sophia, only to be thrown into the next thing.

The pacing is a bit odd, too, in that the Black Plague doesn’t show up till the end of the book, almost like an afterthought in the book it is purportedly about.

So, the book has problems, but as a primer on the end of Byzantium that leads the reader to discover areas of interest, Justinian’s Flea does a fine job.


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How America Can Rise Again – The Atlantic (January/February 2010)

That is the American tragedy of the early 21st century: a vital and self-renewing culture that attracts the world’s talent, and a governing system that increasingly looks like a joke.

—James Fallows in a long but powerful piece in The Atlantic

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