[By Nic Lindh on Thursday, 09 September 2004]
In further proof that Western society is teetering perilously close to the brink, here is the opening paragraph from a piece of spam I just received:
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Apart from being stunningly grammatical and well spelled for a piece of spam, the part here that has the Four Horsemen oiling their saddles is the priority of the pitch: Major networks, that’s kinda good, isn’t it? But heeelllloooo seen on Oprah! Oprah likes this product! Get it! Oooooopraaaahhhhh.
Oh, and some science-type people wrote something about the product. Oooooopraaaahhh. Buy it!