We were finishing dinner tonight, and as usual Andrea finished before her mommy and daddy. So she got up from the table, grinned, and said, “I pood!”
Her still-eating parents, in unison: “WHAT?!”
She paused and grinned, then said, “No.” Dramatic pause. “I farted!”
I’m sure it kills at day care…
**Soundtrack: **Stream from Groove Salad
Includes The Incomplete Book of Running, Aching God, The Murderbot Diaries, Lies Sleeping, The Consuming Fire, and Rendezvous with Rama.
Did you know Las Vegas is kind of nutty?
Includes Hollywood Dead, Tales from the Loop, Things from the Flood, The Court of Broken Knives, and Port of Shadows.
Nic has a retinal tear and has his vision is saved by a laser.
Includes The Storm Before the Storm, White Trash, Calypso, Tell the Machine Goodnight, Prince of Fools, and Provenance.
The Internet tells Nic to install Ubiquiti gear in his house, so he does, and now he has thoughts.
What I wish I’d known when I started podcasting.