[By Nic Lindh on Thursday, 01 June 2006]
From: Person who provides you with food, shelter, and a clean litterbox
Re: Rampant brutality
While all members of the family heartily enjoy your rambunctious adventures, even including being awakened in the wee hours by attacks on our persons (specifically the feet), we want to draw your attention to a recent, disturbing trend in your relations with humans.
To be blunt, the nose biting has to stop.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.