According to this quiz, I’ve managed to excise most of the damage done by three years in Louisiana:
### Your Linguistic Profile:
70% General American English
20% Yankee
10% Upper Midwestern
0% Dixie
0% Midwestern
[What Kind of American English Do You Speak?](http://www.blogthings.com/amenglishdialecttest/)
It seems a bit weird now that “y’all” was once actually part of my speech pattern. Sadly, this means my dream of performing in the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is now even further out of reach.