A friend forwarded me this from a mailing list. I am not the author. If you are the author, or know who is, please let me know and I will give appropriate credit.
UPDATE: Thanks to Jason Viles for pointing out that the author is Greg Stacy. Thanks for the amusement, Greg!
I’ve removed the contents of the post. Get thee over to OCWeekly for your Hollaback Girl deconstruction…
